[Stark stares at Nick Fury, who simply stares at him back] Agreed., [seeing Tony Stark, in partial Iron Man armor, sitting in a giant rooftop donut display]Nick Fury:Sir, Im gonna have to ask you to exit the donut., Justin Hammer:[about Christine Everhart]Shes actually doing a big spread on me for Vanity Fair. You love it.Loki:I hate it.Thor:Its great. June 7, 2022 . Im the boss, Im the boss, Im the boss. Seriously? I said hat., Hank Pym:The final phase of your training will be a stealth incursion.Ant-Man:Its freezing! Most of the funny parts of Captain Marvel come from Carol Danvers/Captain Marvels interactions with Nick Fury, but not all of them. Samuel Sterns: No, not yet! [Peter notices his phone ringing]Peter Parker:I dont really wanna talk to Nick Fury.Happy Hogan:Answer the phone.Peter Parker:Why?Happy Hogan:Because if you dont talk to him, I have to talk to him. Drake. Youre DONE! After the events of the battle of New York Tony Stark had a bit of a crisis of confidence, but that didnt stop the jokes rolling off his tongue like usual. These are the best funny quotes from Captain America. Dont touch anything., Bruce Banner:I dont know how to fly this thing!Thor:Youre a doctor, you have PhDs. But you can always be immature. - Friedrich Nietzsche. Im Peter, by the way.Dr. And I went to a place called Kamar-Taj and I talked to someone called The Ancient One. And IDr. Everything's always ending. [Crowd howls with laughter. No, that's wrong. The ending of a year, and the moving on is a time when we reflect on the impact others have had on us. Phyllis Diller. You know, the God of Thunder? Just Fury.Carol Danvers:What does your mother call you then?Nick Fury:Fury.Carol Danvers:What do your friends call you?Nick Fury:Fury.Carol Danvers:Kids?Nick Fury:If I ever have them? No ones gonna recognize us.Scott Lang:What, because of hats and sunglasses? Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did. The rest of the world will not. [Thor arrives in Vanaheim to help Sif]Sif:Ive got this completely under control! You better pack it up and get outta here.Ebony Maw:Stonekeeper, does this chattering animal speak for you?Dr. [woman blows on his dice]Okay, you too.Rhodey:I dont blow on a mans dice.Tony Stark:Come on, honey bear., Tony Stark: Drop your socks and grab your crocs, were about to get wet on this ride.. We carry all the power we need inside ourselves already: we have the power to imagine better". No!Rocket:He thinks you want him to wear it as a hat.Yondu:[angrily]Thats not what I said!Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:Hes relieved you dont want him to.Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:He hates hats.Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:On anyone, not just himself.Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:[to Yondu]One minute you think someone has a weird-shaped head, the next minute its just because you realize part of that head is the hat. Can I go show my friends?, Scott Lang:Maggie, I tell you this as a friend, and as the first love of my life, your fianc is an ass-hat.Maggie Lang:Hes not an ass-hat.Paxton:Hey, watch your language. Peter Quill: You're eating a Zarg-nut. [surprised by the kiss, Steve looks at Colonel Phillips]Col. Chester Phillips:Im not kissing you., Col. And my dad got deported. May I graduate well, and earn some honors! that it's imperceptible. I thought you drowned., Happy Hogan:You handle the suit. I took it too far. Use sunscreen. Ill handle the music. The man who graduates today and stops learning tomorrow is uneducated the day after. The Avengers (April 2012) www.hollywoodreporter.com "That man is playing Galaga! I dont want to talk to him. [to Koraths henchmen who keep prodding him]Ninja Turtle, you better stop poking me., Rocket Raccoon:[scans a Xandarian citizen]Can you believe they call us criminals when hes assaulting us with that haircut?. You deserve that!Aaron Davis:Ive got ice cream!Spider-Man:Youre a criminal! Yeah. They make the most powerful and horrific weapons to ever torment the universe. Whats Mew-mew?, Darcy:Look! "Children want the same things we want. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!". And Id like to know how Loki used it to turn two of the sharpest men I know into his personal flying monkeys.Thor:Monkeys? [outraged]Jane Foster:Who do you think you are?Odin:I am Odin. Thats when you [draws his finger across his throat in a cutthroat gesture]Drax:Why would I want to put my finger on his throat?Peter Quill:No, thats the symbol for slicing his throat.Drax:I would not slice his throat, I would cut his head clean off.Peter Quill:Its a general expression for you killing somebody. Hes just awesome, okay? Everybody has something that he wishes was not the way it is." - Stan Lee 3. [to the Grandmaster]Im just a big fan of the sport., Hulk:Youre Banners friend.Thor:Im not Banners friend. Send college and high school grads on their way with these special messages. No. [Cap gives her a blank look]Maria Hill:Hes fast, shes weird., James Rhodes:But, you know, the suit can take the weight, right? Okay, Im gonna get a little closer so I can see whats happening.KAREN:Would you like me to engage Enhanced Combat Mode?Peter Parker:Enhanced Combat Mode? "So, what's it like in the real. You are, all of you are beneath me! 4 / 25 PHOTO: FACEBOOK.COM/MARVELSTUDIOSCANADA Captain America on sacrifices He had chosen to remain in exile. What about that girl from accounting, Laura, Lisa?Steve Rogers:Lillian. Christine Palmer:What? As far as your nanny cops know, youre still at home. "Never go to bed mad. So much has happened since I last saw you. Everything seems to work out, Thor:If you knew where he was, why didnt you call me?Dr. Loki:I like her., Loki:This is so unlike you, brother. Marvel 6. I[Thor is knocked off the mountain by Iron Man who tackles him in mid-flight]Loki:Im listening., Steve Rogers/Captain America:Big man in a suit of armour, take that away, what are you?Tony Stark/Iron Man:Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist., Tony Stark: [about Thor] Uh, Shakespeare in The Park? "That which does not kill us makes us stronger.". Want more Marvel quotes? Also, as an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases. Stephen Strange:Im fluent in Google Translate., [Strange is experimenting with time manipulation using the Eye of Agamotto]Baron Mordo:[bursting in]Stop! Monica: "That was me.". There were lots of funny moments when so many Marvel characters finally met up though, and these are the funniest lines from Avengers: Infinity War for your reading pleasure. Touch it, give it a kiss.. Angels don't do things like deal with humans, but instead, help run the heavens and keep the Earth from imploding from apocalyptic events. Whatever. And so far, the biggest one weve had is you., [Scott Lang shrunk down to a childs size; runs into Pyms car after going undercover in a school]Dr. Hank Pym:Hiya, champ, how was school today?Scott Lang:Aw, ha ha ha! You can smell crazy on him.Thor:Have a care how you speak! - Ms. Marvel The door is more than it appears. No, wait, whatd he look like hopping around?Peter Quill:I had to transfer him 30,000 units!Rocket Raccoon:[chittering laughter], Peter Quill:Yeah, Ill have to agree with the walking thesaurus on that one.Drax:DO NOT ever call me a thesaurus.Peter Quill:Its just a metaphor, dude.Rocket Raccoon:His people are completely literal. With the release of Ant-Man we got to enjoy Paul Rudd joining the MCU. Im impressed., Jane Foster:Thats a quantum field generator isnt it?Eir:Its a soul forge.Jane Foster:Does a soul forge transfer molecular energy from one place to another?Eir:[surprised]Yes.Jane Foster:[to Thor, quietly pleased]Quantum field generator., Jane Foster:[Darcy and Ian appear through a portal while kissing]Darcy!Darcy Lewis:[She drops Ian]Jane!Dr. Christine Palmer:Yeah. You can defuse the tension by including some funny quotes in your graduation speech. - Sue Monk Kidd. Lets get back to work., Scott Lang:Hey, hows your girl, man?Luis:Ah, she left me.Scott Lang:Oh.Luis:And my mom died too. Sofia Monter 15 February Marquette University pixabay.com 1. For the full scoop on what this means, feel free to check out our Privacy Policy and Disclosure. Im really strong and Im sticky!, Flash Thompson:I post stupid videos daily for people to like me.Happy Hogan:Hey, if it wasnt for those stupid videos, Spider-Man would have never found you.Flash Thompson:Spider-Man? Crime-fighting Spider. In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. 430 likes. Live the life you've imagined.". Funny marvel comic quotes. Ralph Waldo Emerson Inspirational, Life, Success Thor:The rabbit is correct and clearly the smartest among you. Watch. Thor:Yes, of course. Bu-But thats a good thing.Mantis:Oh?Drax:When youre ugly, and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are Beautiful people never know who to trust.Mantis:Well, then Im certainly grateful to be ugly., [about Mantis] Drax:This gross bug lady is my new friend., Mantis:[shaking Drax awake]Drax! Which is why theyre hollow, full of lies, and leave a bad taste in the mouth., [Tony seals Pepper in the Mark 42 armor, then she saves him from falling debris]Pepper Potts:I got you!Tony Stark:I got you first!, [Tony tries to embrace Pepper]Pepper Potts:Dont!Tony Stark:Its okayPepper Potts:Im hot, Ill hurt you!Tony Stark:[touches Pepper]No, you wont. Chester Phillips:Steak.Dr. Sometimes a little too much. Out of the two of us, which one can ACTUALLY fly? However, one of the most overlooked moments in the movie come in this conversation between the title character Thor and his father Odin. Pet Store Clerk:We dont have horses. Youve heard of this. Chester Phillips:Sit down. Vell.Nick Fury:Mar-Vell. Why do you have your toes out in my lab?TChalla:What, you dont like my royal sandals? Oprah. Its a leisure vessel.Bruce Banner:What?Valkyrie:The Grandmaster uses it for his good times: orgies and stuff.Bruce Banner:Did she just say the Grandmaster uses it for orgies?Thor:Yeah. [Pepper, glowing with Extremis, swats him away with a pole and looks at Tony, who thought she was dead]Tony Stark:I got nothing., JARVIS:I seem to do quite well for a stretch, and then at the end of the sentence I say the wrong cranberry.. [the Hulk roars and throws a car at Stark]Tony Stark:Right, dont mention puny Banner, Tony Stark: Actually hes the boss. Funny Graduation Quotes 1. Lets bounce before the po-po come back!Scott Lang:Po-po? Hank Pym:Quantum entanglement, Scott., Dr. Celebrate your inner nerd with these quotes. Stay up and fight.". Funny memories, sad times, times of fun and laughter all can be recorded in a yearbook. 40 Inspiring Stan Lee Quotes 1. College isn't the place to go for ideas. Table for one, Mr Stank, please, by the bathroom., Iron Man:Focus up. Erik Selvig:Thank God Im so sorry., Odin:She does not belong here in Asgard any more than a goat belongs at a banquet table!Jane Foster:Did he just? Korg:Thank you, Thor. It is good to once again be among friends. 36 Funny Graduation Quotes to Make Your Recent Grad Smile "You will never have more energy or enthusiasm, hair, or brain cells than you have today." Leah Hall Updated: May 10, 2021. By the way, this is a friend of mine, the tree.. Oscar Wilde. After Tony Stark told the world he was Iron Man, he had to deal with the fallout in Iron Man 2. Stephen Strange:We gotta turn this ship around.Tony Stark:Yeah, now he wants to run. In playing the iconic role of Spiderman, Tom Holland manages to become one of the most awkward and relatable superheroes in the MCU. Be on time. 3. Thought we wouldnt notice. If there's a quizlet there's an A." 2. Discover and share Funny Marvel Quotes. Were family. Oh, thats right, yes, go cry to your father, you little weasel! Spider-Man. Youre Spider-Boy?Peter Parker:S-Spider-Man.Tony Stark:Not in that onesie, youre not.Peter Parker:Its not a onesie., [to TChalla/Black Panther] Sam Wilson:So you like cats?Steve Rogers:SamSam Wilson:What? These are the funniest lines from Spiderman: Far From Home. [the Marauders all surrender]Fandral:Perhaps next time you should start with the big one!, Dr. But one thing that all of the Marvel films share is a penchant for a witty quip. Threat: High. Thor:No, I didnt ride the hammer. I like your plan. . "Welcome to the real world. I need sustenance!, [smashes cup onto the floor]Thor: This drink, I like it. [At-Lass scans Fury]Kree Computer:Species: Human Male. You cant retract it., TChalla:Two people in a room can get more done than a hundred.King TChaka:Unless you need to move a piano., Scott Lang:Ca Captain America [shakes Steves hand vigorously]Steve Rogers:Mr. Lang.Scott Lang:Its an honor.